Too Cold for Naked Gymnastics

I am absolutely freezing.

The Weather Channel informs me that right now, this very moment, it is -11 °C . This, incidentally, is also today's expected high. The low, in case you are interested, is -19 °C which is very, very cold indeed.

Every winter I forget just how bloody cold Beijing gets in January and this seems to be a particularly tough one. I may be native gold under my clothes but no one will see as the idea of stripping to my pants fills me with horror. Mind you, even if someone could induce me to get nude it would take so long for me to remove all of my layers that whoever it is might just get bored, give up and go home.

Right now I am wearing:

• Usual bra knickers blah
• Cashmere leggings
• Socks
• Sheep skin lined moccasin slippers
• Vest
• Long sleeved T-shirt
• Short Sleeved T-shirt
• Cashmere Jumper
• Scarf

It would take someone with a sauna to get me naked right now.

Well that's it kids... I know I still have a few posts to pop up. Once I'm back into the swing of things here, up they'll go.

Comments

[Air Jordan]

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

[ClubPenguinCheats]

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